Save It for the Hospital

Save It for the Hospital

Mama don’t like cussing

Not a fan of fussing

She thinks there’s better ways to use your words

But when the moment’s fitting

When she knows that you’re not kidding

Save that phrase for agonizing hurts…mmm

Owwwwww…

I broke my neck

Hurts like heck…

Save it for the hospital

Playing in the bathtub

Don’t care if my back’s scrubbed

Standing on the edge to make a splash

Soapy water slipping

Upside down I’m flipping

Smash my mouth on porcelain with a crash…mmm

Owwwwww…

My tooth is chipped

Hurts like sh….

Save it for the hospital

I’m allowed to say dadgummit

Gosh darn, dang fudge nugget,

Bullspit, cheese & crackers,

Son of a biscuit crapper

Shittake mushrooms, frack, and

Judas Priest

Mother father, shut the front door, Geez!

In the backyard barefoot

Mama said don’t dare put

Another pebble up my snotty nose

Working on my fifth one

I ain’t had this much fun

Since I don’t know when

It’s feeling kinda gross…mmm

Owwwwww…

I think it’s stuck

Hurts like f…

Save it for the hospital

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